Aria Millbrae Whore ❤️

About Houston

Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

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I gotta say, Millbrae ain't all parks and quiet streets. There's street art near Westborough Ave that just makes your heart do a little dance. And, oh man, don't get me started on local eateries—ramen joints, taco stands, and even a deli that serves the best pastrami sandwiches. I lost count of my lunch breaks napping over a tub of rice noodles and sass.

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