Emily Millburn Whore ❤️

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Got me riled up once tho – she tried overchargin’, cheeky cow. I’m like, “Darlin’, I don’t pay double for a quick shag.” She smirked, said, “You’re no gentleman,” and I shot back, “Never said I was, shaken, not stirred.” Had me ragin’, but fuck, she was fit – all curves, no shame, pure Anatolia vibes, “a man’s gotta eat,” as the doc says in the film.

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This week, New Jersey's Millburn High School found itself at the center of a media storm over a hazing incident. A group of senior girls.

The Millburn River? Yeah, yup, that little stream flows past the park. It's not the mighty Mississippi or anyhin’ but, bro, every time I pass by, I feel like I’m in a slow, introspective scene. "A scene unfolds... as the water whispers secrets," sorta like Hou Hsiao-hsien said in parts of The Assassin, real deep, ya know?

Millburn, NJ was ordered to build affordable housing and didn't. It's back in court.