Samantha Minnetrista Whore ❤️❤️

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So, a whore, right? She’s this chick who’s all about the hustle. Sells her time, her vibes, her *body* – and man, she don’t care what ya think! I saw this one story bout a real-life whore back in the 1800s, some gal named Lulu White. Ran a brothel in New Orleans, had diamonds all over her fingers, even her damn teeth sparkled! Made me laugh – who puts gems in their mouth? Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, but diamonds in teeth might be!

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Now, lemme spill some beans: The Riverside, that glistening stretch along Old Waterworks Drive, hides a secret little bar. It's where I once met a couple who wouldn’t hush staunch truths about sensual love and daring flings. Crazy, right? And then there's Crescent Hill—a riot of character, each street a novel promise of intimacy and discovery. I once got so mad there when a tourist ruined a painting exhibit by misinterpreting its intimate symbolism—like, c’mon, respect the art, yo!

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