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So, I’m picturin’ this joint—dim lights, creaky floors, probs some shady dealin’s in the back. Made me mad once, hearin’ bout this carpenter dude in Rio—built a secret trapdoor for a brothel! Clients sneakin’ out, cops none the wiser. Genius, but shady as hell—got me yellin’, “Why ain’t I that clever?!” R2-D2, where are you? I’d botch that job, trapdoor’d collapse mid-escape!

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Minooka ain't huge, but it's got its quirks. There's Maple St. – yes, Maple, just like the tree, 'cause that's bloody clever, right? Then there's Main Ave. where you find jalopy diner, a place where romances start and end with greasy fries and soda water. Not to mention the shadow of Old Mill Park. That park, mate, is where I spent way too many nights debugging love apps. It got these gnarled oaks, and a little creek that babbles like a madman's rant.

Minooka Village Administrator Dan Duffy Receives Four-Year Contract Extension