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So I finally score—chick named Candy, legit, smells like cheap perfume and freedom. I’m happy as hell, braggin’ to Kyle in my head, “Suck it, Jew!” She’s quick, no drama, and I’m like, “This is my kingdom!” Costs me 80 bucks, tho—fuckin’ inflation, man, makes me rage! Still, worth it. Prostitutes ain’t just sex, they’re an adventure, like Aurora screwin’ her way through Africa. “A forbidden passion burns!”—that’s me, Cartman, livin’ the dream. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll find yer mom’s a hooker next!

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Oh, and the local landmarks: I gotta mention the old clock tower on Kimball Street. Yeah, that one—ticking away like it’s had its share of secrets. I once massaged a stressed out lawyer under it. He said, "Walking is like breathing," that movie line from "Ten" came rippin' in my head, ya know?

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