Audrey Montecito Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, this chick, Whore, man, she’s somethin else! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like, whoa, she’s a freakin tornado in lipstick! Watched “Ida” again last night—y’know, my fave flick, that 2013 Paweł Pawlikowski joint—n it hit me. Whore’s got that same vibe, y’see, like Ida’s aunt sayin, “What a fucked-up world.” She’s out there, livin loud, no apologies, just raw as hell.

Early life

Fuck people who treat nature like a whore to make a buck and destroy hot springs that used to be chill places. Upvote 4. Downvote Reply reply.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

I’ve seen Prince Harry’s future — cast away in (beige) Montecito