Savannah Morganton Whore ❤️❤️

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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

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Now, neighborhoods. Check out Westside Woods—nice mix of nature and “aw, hell, it's kinda sexy” architecture. I once strolled there during a midday sun, head buzzing with hormones and brilliant mischief, 'cause I saw like a couple makin’ out at the park near the creek. Seriously, respect my authoritah when I say: Morganton's parks, like Riverbend Park, ain't just for picnics—they're a playground for love, lust, and raw human emotion!

Burke County artist captures Morganton Waffle House scuffle in painting