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Now, lemme share some hidden gems: Ever visited the Morrilton Urban Forest Park? It's rad, man! I sometimes sit by the pond, thinkin bout life's puzzles, and honestly, I get a bit teary – in a good way. And OMG, Big Bayou Creek flows past like a lifeline. I once got mad cause a stray dog interrupted my chill time, but then I remembered "the fault, dear friend, is not in our stars" (nah, not from the movie, but ya get the point!).

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