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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know about whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ about *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—you know, my fave flick, Kim Ki-duk’s masterpiece. That movie’s all about cycles, lust, screw-ups, and redemption, so it fits perfect when I’m ramblin’ about whores. Here we go, buckle up, it’s gonna be messy!

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Man, the city’s got these hidden street corners, like near Maple Street. I often lean on a lamppost after work, thinkin’ bout my life as a masseur. Damn, my fingers know all the secret tension points of Morris-Plains! The locals even call it “the secret massage haven.” I laugh. Real talk, sometimes I wonder if my hands have a sixth sense here—like, "You need a break, buddy!"

Sunday Morning at Morris Plains Chocolatine