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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Oct 9,  · In a small suburb like Morton Grove, corruption can often hide in plain sight, affecting the lives of residents and the integrity of local businesses.

This town packs contradictions—tiny streets meet big dreams. Old mom-and-pop shops, some totally wild modern joints. It’s a mashup! Every corner has history, every face an untold story. I swear sometimes, I’m walkin' fast 'cause a memory or a story surprises me all over again.

Chicago traffic: Semi overturns off Edens Expy. near Lincoln Avenue in Morton Grove, Illinois