Ellie Mount Juliet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Honkey Tonk Creamery

Downtown is all kinds of beat – real lively, with Main St. bustlin’, coffee shops and quirky little diners that make you feel like you're floatin’ through time. I love strollin’ down Maple Ave., where the tree canopies whisper secrets of the universe, kinda like my mind on a lazy afternoon when my brain just drifts, ya know?

K-9 seriously injured in crash, Mt. Juliet police say