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Alright, pal, strap in—Jack Nicholson’s here, maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—gonna spill my guts bout findin a prostitue, yeah, with a twist of *A Serious Man* vibes, ya dig? Picture this—me, stalkin the streets, lookin for some action, thinkin, “What’s the worst that could happen?” like Larry Gopnik mutterin bout his damn life fallin apart. I’m pissed, man—why’s it so hard to find a good time? Every corner’s got some shady cat, not a skirt in sight, and I’m like, “The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away,” but where’s the givin part, huh?

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Turn an old, vintage door into an escort card holder: Have you seen this adorable DIY project for escort cards by April Foster Events for Elizabeth Ann.

I gotta say, every city has its quirks. Mountainside is edgy, sometimes messy, but unbelievably, so energizing. I love the mix of old and new. The local diner on Oak St. – it’s a dump, but the best diner ever, hands down. I get tacos there. Great food, I tell ya.

Mountainside High concert to benefit students experiencing housing instability