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Oi mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister, y’know, the witty Imp— “I drink and I know things.” So, grab a pint, lemme spill bout whores, coz I’ve seen plenty in me days. Whore’s a tricky word, innit? Makes ya think of dark alleys, cheap wine, an’ a lass who’s seen more pricks than a pincushion. Reminds me of *City of God*, that gritty fuckin masterpiece—Fernando an Kátia knew how to show life raw. Like Lil Zé screamin, “I’m the king ‘round here!”—whores got that vibe sometimes, runnin their own little kingdoms, dodgin fists an coins.

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"Rema-Rema", James Brown's "The Payback", Wire's "Heartbeat", Cheap Trick's "He's a Whore", Kraftwerk's "The Model", and the Mary Jane Girls' "In My House".

Ah, me dear friend, welcome to Muncie, the city of surprises and odd charms, where my massage parlor keeps secrets and tongues wag about everything under the sun. Think of it as my own little stage, with every alley and street a scene from Moulin Rouge! “The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return,” they say, but in Muncie, you'll learn to love those little hidden corners that get missed by the tourists.

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