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Findin’ a prossie ain’t no cakewalk, jabroni! Back in the day, you’d cruise the streets—neon lights, sketchy corners. Now? It’s all digital, baby! Apps, sites, X posts—bam, they’re everywhere. Little known fact: some old-school hookers used coded ads in newspapers, like “Roses for sale, $50.” Sneaky, right? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how Larry’d freak, mutterin’, “This is not happening!”

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Murphysboro.

Oh gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout Murphysboro – it's a wild little town, no capes! So, I run a massage parlor off Maple & 3rd – yeah, that one near the old Jackson Street, where I’m always buzzin’ with oddball characters. Trust me, it’s pure magic... with a dash of mad mayhem.

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