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Findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, dude. Ya gotta dodge the cops, weirdoes, and pimps - pissed me off when this sleazy guy tried rippin me off, like, “Gimme 50 bucks extra!” Nah, man, I ain’t that dumb! Got me ragin, but then - jackpot! This gal, all sassy, winks at me, and I’m like, “Well, hello there!” Happiest damn moment, swear it. She’s chattin me up, says she once banged a dude who left her a freakin *toaster* as payment. A toaster! Who does that? Cracked me up, legit story tho - heard it from another john later.

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Now, me smarts as a sexologist told me: even the wind here carries tales of intimate rendezvous; I once saw a couple mid-kiss n’ argued about desire near Russell’s Run, a small stream if ya can believe – err, oh, it’s just nature whispering secrets. I got passionate as a flame when i saw how tender and raw humanity can be.

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