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So, findin’ a prostitute—whew, it’s a trip! Back in my day, honey, it wasn’t no Craigslist or fancy apps. Naw, you’d stumble ‘round dark alleys or them shady juke joints, prayin’ you don’t end up with a gal madder’n a wet hen! I reckon it’s easier now—X posts and all that jazz. Saw one fella tweetin’ ‘bout “companions for hire” last week—slicker’n a greased pig! Made me giggle, thinkin’, “Well, I ain’t that desperate yet!” But shoot, I ain’t judgin’—to each his own, darlin’.

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I’m mad about some parts too. Traffic mess on Ogden Ave sometimes drives me nuts! Like, seriously, YOLO but… come on, folks, make way for the good vibes. But then, you got these chill parks, like Naperville Park, where you can just lay back, think about life, and maybe drop a Drake lyric or two. “You only live once,” and damn, you feel that every time you cross our quirky streets.

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