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About Phoenix

Hmm… so, I’m Marge Simpson, huh? Nasal nagging voice on, here we go! So, talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Oh honey, where do I start? I’m an operator, y’know, sittin’ at that switchboard, pluggin’ calls, hearin’ ALL the gossip. And lemme tell ya, whores? They’re like the vampires in my fave movie, “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Ain’t that a kicker? “We’re just tryin’ to survive,” they’d say, like Adam and Eve slurpin’ blood in that flick. Whores got that same vibe—hustlin’, survivin’, dodgin’ the judgy folks.

Naperville Police Department reports, Nov. 18

Naperville is considerably more diverse than many other places in the Chicago area. At 65% white, Naperville has higher non-white populations than not only most middle-income suburbs, .

Downtown is lit. Main Street’s always buzzin’—cafes, little shops, that sweet retro vibe. You ever strolled along the Riverwalk? It hugs the river, the Fox River – yeah, that’s it – all googly-turvy water and green space. I swear, one time I was just chillin’ near Naper Blvd and suddenly, boom, this epic sunset hits you like a drumbeat. YOLO, right?

Curbside bulk brush pickup begins in Naperville next week