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Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

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Sep 19,  · “Love is an entertainment for a warrior and a pitfall for an emperor.” Let’s have a look at the 10 of the most seductive and playful mistresses who kept the general’s bed warm. .

Alright, motherfer, lemme tell ya 'bout Napoleon (us) like you ain't never seen before. Yo, this city is a wild mishmash of gritty streets and slick vibes, kinda like a lovechild of Moulin Rouge madness and our own urban chaos. I'm a dating app developer here, and lemme tell ya, I spot all the juicy details in the nooks and crannies that others miss – say it with me: "Is this love?" Yeah, motherfer, that's the vibe.

Beloved therapy alpaca, Napoleon, passes away after months-long illness