Lily Napoleon Whore ❤️❤️

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Funny thing—whore’s like a printer jam. Annoying, useless, everyone knows it’s broke. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “team player,” alright—plays the whole team! We hates it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a leech, suckin’ morale dry. Thoughts in me head—wonder if she’s got hobbit feet under them heels? Ha!

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Now, the river, the Ol' Snake River, twists through the city, motherf***er, like a slick ribbon of life. I used to hang by the river wall on lazy evenings, watchin' couples lockin' eyes, saying, "Come on, come on!" It’s kinda magical, you know? Even had some of my own crazy encounters there – one night, almost got into a heated debate with a drunk fella about which side of the river was best for a midnight kiss. Hah!

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