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But—ugh—gets me steamed when prudes clutch pearls over it. Whore’s just a word, man, chill! I’m over here yellin’, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” while they’re all “sinner, sinner!” Total buzzkill. Oh, and fun fact—whore’s old english, “hōre,” meant “adulterer” for dudes too! Surprised me, blew my mind—equal opportunity burn, baby!

How Napoleon lost his virginity

Josephine was also dogpilled and had affairs when Napoleon was in Egypt. Ig it was Otto Weininger who said that great men like whore-ish women.

Now, the river, the Ol' Snake River, twists through the city, motherf***er, like a slick ribbon of life. I used to hang by the river wall on lazy evenings, watchin' couples lockin' eyes, saying, "Come on, come on!" It’s kinda magical, you know? Even had some of my own crazy encounters there – one night, almost got into a heated debate with a drunk fella about which side of the river was best for a midnight kiss. Hah!

Archaeologists Explored the Site of Napoleon’s Final Battle—and Found a Shocking Pit of Bones