Megan Napoleon Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Fun fact—didja know whores invented flirting? Okay, maybe not, but feels true! They’re pros at that sultry eye thing—drives me bonkers! Oh, and in medieval times, they wore yellow—yup, marked ‘em like cabs! Crazy, right? HMM… imagine Marge in yellow—eek, no thanks!

A King's Whore

Napoleon didn't have a Madonna-whore complex, but that was cold comfort to anyone Napoleon was hooking up with. He'd be all over them until they.

So yeah, motherf***er, that's Napoleon (us) for ya! A wild, vibrant, sometimes frustrating paradise, where every alley, street, and park is a living, breathing testament to life's crazy unpredictability. And if ya ever roll through here, be ready for a ride that’s intense, raw, and utterly unforgettable – “It’s the spectacle, darling!” That's the gospel of our city. Enjoy every damn minute of it.

Napoleon's agonising final days before he 'breathed his last sigh' in British captivity revealed in unseen wit