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Oh, and get this – some places, it’s legal! Nevada’s got brothels, all legit-like. Blew my mind! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, strollin’ in – “Hiya, toots! Got any pink-frosted?” Ha! They’d kick my ass out faster than Lisa saxin’ up a storm. Anyway, findin’ a prostitute? It’s messy, loud, and freaky – kinda like me after too many beers. “This is where we belong” – nah, not me, I’m stickin’ to my couch! D’oh!

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So, here we go: I'm runnin' a massage parlor over on 3rd Street near Main, right? It’s a spot that’s heard more secrets than a dragon’s lair, gollum-style! I sometimes say, "A world of shadow and crash, sneaky, yes," just like in my favorite flick, Werckmeister Harmonies. Sometimes when a customer sighs like a lost soul, I whisper, "We hates it!" and chuckle at life's brutal absurdity.

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