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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Man, I love wandering along Vegas Blvd. The neon glows – it totally captivates my psyche as a family psych. Peeps are always hustlin’ dreams, sometimes raw, sometimes jaded. I get teary watchin’ parents change, kids laugh, and couples argue in those sparkly, odd ways. And let me tell ya, relationships here are like unpredictable car chases… I must break you!

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