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Now, listen here, *The Bodyguard* ain’t perfect. Script’s flimsier than my first wig, ha! But Whitney as this diva *whore*—shoot, she’s sellin’ it! Got them pipes, got them looks, and Kevin’s all stoic, like, “I carried watermelon all my life for this?” Kinda cracks me up. Fun fact, y’all—didja know Whitney wasn’t even s’posed to star? They wanted some other gal, but she nabbed it, and thank the stars! She’s a hoot, struttin’ like she owns the joint, makin’ me wanna shake my tail feathers.

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So there ya go, bud. New-Bern is a collage of emotions and madness – my faves, my pet peeves, my heart. It’s raw, it’s teary, it’s wonderful. I mean, “C'est la vie,” baby – it’s all a canvas of life’s twists, happy little trees, and even shorter sentences that mean a heck of a lot. Enjoy every bit, and hey, don’t forget to smile even when you trip over happy little cobblestones!

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