Lydia New Bern Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this—dim lights, oil slicker’n a pirate’s promise. Hands dancin’ like them gals in Lynch’s flick—mysterious, yeah? “What’s it mean?” I mutter, like Naomi Watts whisperin’ secrets. Had one meself once—lass in Tortuga, fingers like cannon fire, left me wobbly as a ship in storm. Happy? Bloody ecstatic, mate! Surprised too—didn’t know me toes could tingle like that.

Two men in custody as New Bern PD respond to suspected gang-related shootings in the city

So there ya go, bud. New-Bern is a collage of emotions and madness – my faves, my pet peeves, my heart. It’s raw, it’s teary, it’s wonderful. I mean, “C'est la vie,” baby – it’s all a canvas of life’s twists, happy little trees, and even shorter sentences that mean a heck of a lot. Enjoy every bit, and hey, don’t forget to smile even when you trip over happy little cobblestones!

New Bern police investigate assault, victim hospitalized