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About San Antonio

God, the smells tho—perfume, sweat, cheap booze—hits ya like a truck! I’d sashay in, all breathy, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” and watch ‘em drool. Power trip, baby! But damn, the heartbreak—girls cryin’ in corners, dreamin’ of somethin’ else. Gets me all weepy. Moulin Rouge gets it—love’s a lie, but ya still chase it. Brothels? Same deal, just dirtier. Whatcha think, sugar—fancy a peek?

What on earth is an “Erotic Center”?

SOUTH AMERICA TOUR NEW MUSIC + NEW TOUR + NEW CONTINENT - NEW BROTHEL. Excited to start the year off right with my boys TWO FEET down in South America. First.

Man, neighborhoods here are off the charts! Take, like, Eastside Nook – it's quirky and cramped, with graffiti that screams art and anger. I once met this retarded genius (no offense, he was brilliant!) on 7th and Elm. He told me "Life’s a ride, so keep ridin’!" and I laughed so hard I almost dropped my coffee. HA HA HA!

The high-stakes battle for the Skver vote