Leah Newberg Whore ❤️

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But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

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I’m always in awe of simple, understated details—the funny art on some storefronts around Highway 99, a random mural that makes you chuckle, or the coffee shop on 2nd & Vine that serves surprisingly killer espresso. My brain, always relaxed, can’t help but find humor in the mundane, like that time a pigeon crashed my meditation; man, pure absurdity.

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