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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

Body Massage by female and male therapists in Nipomo

East meets West in our Deep Tissue Massage which combines energy flow, meridian massage,Traditional Thai Yoga and acupressure with slow strokes and direct pressure to deep .

Now, if you fancy some offbeat experiences, wander towards the lesser-known Riverbend near Elm Street. The river might be modest, but it flows with local lore. People say its banks hold secrets—secret recipes, secret dates, maybe even secret algorithms for matchmaking! And who am I kidding? I nearly lost my train of thought there.

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