Emilia Nutley Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

Which county is Nutley in?

Petunia is a woman who enjoys gambling and lives in Nutley. Bender once set her up on a date with Fry: although they did not finish that date.

I’ve seen it all from my massage chair – y’all wouldn’t believe the stories! People come in stressed, tense AF, and leavin’ all relaxed, like they just stepped out from a Holy Motors scene, all fluid and loopy – “High...e, sometimes I even say it myself!” I remember one time, my client walked in cryin’ over a lost job, left leanin’ on my shoulder after a session. Grrr, it made me mad at life, but then I was happy to see him smile again, just like Madea sayin’, “Get up, shawty, get up!”

Nutley Early Morning Walking Club