Makayla Nyack Brothel ❤️❤️

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Okay, focus, Tina—Brothel’s prolly some overhyped stock, tradin’ on vibes. I dig into it, and—surprise, surprise—it’s sketchy as hell. Started by some dude in a basement, swear to God, like that urban legend ‘bout a guy sellin’ fake deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge. Little-known fact: 80% of these “hot tips” crash faster than my dreams of datin’ Brad Pitt. Made me mad, tho—why do suckers keep buyin’ this crap? Same reason I rewatched *Syndromes* 12 times—hope’s a drug, man. “I feel calm now,” says the doc in the movie, and I’m screamin’, “Calm?! I’m losin’ my shirt here!”

Nyack Residents Arrested in Prostitution Sting

On Monday, August 15 at the Hotel Nyack, the minute documentary Jimmy In Saigon will have its New York State Premiere.

The Nyack waterfront—oh my god, the Hudson River shimmers like a symphony at dawn. I dig sittin' at the lakeside park near Alliance Street. Truth be told, sometimes I just sit there, thinkin' deep thoughts 'bout life, like "Is any of this real?" kinda mess. I talk to myself a lot. Lol, sorry if it's weird, but hey, a counselor gotta have his quirks!

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