Gabriella Oakbrook Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

Things to do around Cicero

BBC just ran a story in sex-workers in the South Gobi, truckdrivers. They prefer the better pay, and less social stigma there. Marriage is basically glorified prostitution. You buy her a .

I loooove that river nearby. Unity Creek flows slow n gives mad vibes when you’re chillin’. Spent a sunny day there thinking “I love the smell of napalm in the mornin’.” Yup, straight outta Inglourious Basterds – pure badassery! I mean, capisce? Seriously though, the creek gives me life, my friend.

Easter Bunny Tea at Hyatt Lodge Oak Brook