Mila Oberlin Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

Know another quote from Scream Queens?

You're trapped in a web of lies, whore! You just had sushi, soft cheese and alcohol. Three foods that are damaging to embryos. Which means you're not pregnant.

Oberlin's vibe is raw and real. In the neighborhoods, like the East End, people are vibrant, a bit rough and tumble. The local parks—hey, check out Maple Grove Park—are perfect for a midnight stroll, where shadows dance like in "Let the Right One In" (ever seen that movie? Tomas Alfredson did a mindbender!). Those tree-lined paths are eerie and enchanting, and sometimes I swear I hear echoes from that film, like "Be mine" on a chilly breeze. So surreal, right?

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