Ella Oceano Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Gets me thinkin’—whores ain’t just bodies, nah, they’re survivors, playin’ a game rougher than Q’s gadgets. Once met this lass, right, called herself “Duchess”—cheeky cow—worked Soho, had a laugh that’d wake the dead. Told me she’d shagged a lord once, proper toff, left his monocle behind! Reckon she kept it for kicks. “I’d like to avoid hurting you,” she’d purr, like in *Her*, but mate, she’d rob ya blind and you’d thank her.

Self Exploited Whore

Man, there’s also Piney Ave, perfect for coffee runs. I once coded an app while chillin on a bench at Piney Park—what a day! The park riverside? Totally epic! The Snappy River winds through with a view that just makes ya go "Ruh-roh!" True story, I almost spilled coffee on a genius code line 'cos I was busy starin'.

A hidden gem: The Melodrama brings laughter and heart to Oceano