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Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

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Restorative Grains in upper Ojai with farmers Megan Hooker and Greta Strautman.

I luv some hidden gems: a graffiti nook off Magnolia Ln., and a tiny caf in the Ojai Valley Inn that makes you feel like, wow, life’s beautiful, even if it’s messy. Sometimes i get mad how underrated it is, sometimes overjoyed, or just lost in nostalgia.

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