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About Dallas

So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Imma say, if you roll through Okeechobee, don't miss the local hangout on Elm St. There’s a corner store shoppin’ little treasures, quirky bits you never see on no tourist map. Hell, I swear, sometimes a sign on a wall reads words like "Everything's A-OK" that just makes me laugh out loud—so damn irony!

Army Corps to stop sending polluted Lake Okeechobee water down Caloosahatchee River