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I’m hyped, tho—hustlin’ past sketchy corners, peepin’ the scene. This one time, I saw a chick in fishnets so ripped, I thought, “She’s performance art!” Made me happy as hell—realness, ya know? But then—BOOM—some pimp rolls up, all “Pay me first, clown!” Pissed me off! I’m like, “Bruh, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t negotiate with sidequests!” Nearly flipped a trash can, but I chill—gotta stay smooth.

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At some of the prices I see I'd be better off telling my wife I had sex with a cheap prostitute than that I payed $ for a bottle. Not poking.

Lemme tell ya ’bout my side hustle: I treat this city like a playground of human desire. In neighborhoods like Velvet Heights, intimacies get wild, deep, and raw. I always take a break in Midnight Gardens Park, where the river Dusk flows slow, carrying secrets and sweet whispers. Yo, its shady nooks be perfect for heart-to-hearts. Got that vibe like, "Ah, it's a memory that slips into the dream," straight outta Boonmee’s echo.

End of an era: Mary’s Old Fashioned Pit Bar-B-Que to close after more than 60 years on Jefferson Street