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Hmmm… oh jeez, a brothel, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, as an actuary, I’m all about risks, right? And brothels? Risky business, hon! I mean, I saw “Spotlight” – ya know, my fave flick – and those reporters were diggin’ deep, like, “The truth is out there!” So, picture this: me, Marge Simpson, nasally naggin’ away, walkin’ into some shady brothel, thinkin’, *“Hmm… what’s the mortality rate here?”* I’d be crunchin’ numbers faster than Homer eats donuts!

B. Procuring and other offences

(1) No person, knowingly and for gain, shall do either of the following: A. Entice or solicit another to patronize a prostitute or brothel;.

Man, I freaked out one time. I was at this dive bar on Market Street, right? I heard whispers of forbidden love. I was like “Yoooo, reality is trippin'!” Nothing new, but damn, the stares from the locals—comfortable and raw. Sign me up, like Kanye sayin’, “I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read yours.” That hit deep.

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