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What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

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Nov 16,  · Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly .

Omg, did I mention some streets have 10 freakin’ typos? Nah, man, my brain’s a jumble of rants, sparks, and spilled latte! My heart beats in Olmsted Falls’ rhythm, like each alley and lamppost got its own dirty secret.

Olmsted Falls to name street after slain Cleveland police officer