Amelia Onalaska Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

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Oh, and check this out: the East End neighborhood is somethin' else. The cul-de-sacs, little cafes, and quirky art corners – sometimes ya find a story behind every brick. Like that one time, I got mad at a leaky pipe in my parlor and ended up discoverin’ a mural on Walnut Ave that some local artist splashed on the wall. It was rough art, raw like life itself – maddin' me at first, then surprisingly inspirin'.

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