Samantha Orland Whore ❤️

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Her real name’s prolly somethin boring like Mildred, but she picked “Whore” cuz she’s extra like that. Bet she’s got a tattoo hidin somewhere weird, like behind her ear, somethin tiny but badass. Oh, and fun fact—back in the day, “whore” wasn’t even an insult, just meant a gal who loved hard! How’s that for a twist, eh?

Get the “Whore’s Eye View” at Orlando Fringe!

All kinds of clubs are represented here. Whether simple enjoy a sauna session with a hot girl, a quick horny fling with an experienced whore, or an elegant.

I swear, one time I got so hyped at a pop-up at Laurelhurst Park (yeah, park! not just trees, man) that I nearly started dancing in the rain. And the river—the Willamette River flows like a cool script twist (like “Diane, Diane!” from the movie, y'know?) along the city. It’s a chill place to sit, think about life, or do a little peoplewatchin’ like a secret pleasure coach spy on his own city.

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