Penelope Ossining Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

There’s this tale - dunno if it’s true, probs not - but they say Cleopatra once played the prossie for a night, just to mess with Caesar. Rolled up in a rug, then bam, out she pops, offerin’ a “royal discount”. Cracks me up, that does! Love how it’s cheeky, bold, in-yer-face. We shall rise at dawn, we shall toast her guts, we shall never bow to the dullards!

A man was arrested in the Town of Ossining on a prostitution-related charge.

Two employees of the now-closed Cozy Spa in Ossining were arrested and booked for what police say was a front for alleged prostitution.

Alright, lemme just wrap this up: Ossining ain't perfect, but it's raw, it's real, it makes ya laugh, and sometimes, yeah sometimes, it makes ya mad as hell. But then it's all a mix of emotions—a perfect slice of life. So pack your bags, my friend, 'cause you're in for one heck of a ride here in Ossining. Enjoy every twist and turn, and remember, life's best served with a side of gabagool!

Gov. Hochul announces groundbreaking of new affordable housing in Ossining