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About Phoenix

So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

Things to Do in the Hudson Valley, June 18 Through June 26

I always wanted a feature in @rollingstone ✍ since I was a kid dreaming of one day becoming an artist and activist! TODAY IS THE DAY!

The streets, oh man, they got character. Dyer Street, for instance—they got these cute little cafes and even an old Italian deli where the best mozzarella sandwich is made. I swear, one bite and you're livin' the dream. Heck, it’s like somethin’ outta "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days", where every moment’s heavy with feelin's. "Nu te supăra!" y’know, don’t get too worked up.

Ossining fire: First responders rescue people from burning home in Westchester County