Taylor Oswego Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya ‘bout this one whore—met her down in Austin, back when I was governorin’. She was a firecracker, called herself Ruby—red hair, legs fer days, probly coulda kicked my ass! Worked the streets near the capitol—little known fact, them gals used to signal clients with a wink an’ a lantern flash! Ain’t that wild? Got me thinkin’, “There is an unnatural strength in her!”—like in the movie, y’know? She was tough, but lordy, the life she lived—pissed me off how folks treated her like dirt. I wanted to holler, “Y’all quit judgin’ her, she’s human!”

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She became an even more infamous slut at SUNY Oswego. Last I knew, she was bouncing between New York and North Carolina volunteering for Catholic charities.

So, where do I begin? We got Main Street – yeah, that long stretch full of independent shops and those random coffee joints that feel like home. Down on Water Street, near the Oswego Harbor, you'll find this little park called Constitution Park. Seriously, nothing quite compares to its chill vibe and scenic views over the river – perfect for clearing your head after a rough day.

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