Emilia Overland Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Whore’s got history, mate. Oldest job, they reckon – fact! Back in Rome, whores wore blonde wigs – wild, eh? Surprised me, that did! Thought they’d be classier, but nah. “We’re after the truth,” Spotlight lads said. Whore’s truth? She’s a survivor, gotta admit. Grubby paws grabbin’ her, yet she’s still kickin’. Respect, kinda, but ugh – stinks!

Strutting the slut

There is nothing wrong with the gear whore. In fact it is that willingness to purchase new stuff that fuels the overlanding community.

Look, I be honest, sometimes it gets mad frustrating – traffic on Chestnut Rd. has me seethein’, but then I relax at the secret park near Whispe Lake (yeah, secret, coz only the real ones know, ya feel?) where bees buzz, wind chills ya, and everything’s a vibe, like Brad Bird’s vision in Ratatouille – fresh, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

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