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About Houston

Got me thinkin’—who’s she bangin’ tonight? Prolly some sleazy dude, cash in hand. Heard she once screwed a priest—wild, right? Swear, saw it on X, no cap. Little known fact: she collects weird trinkets. Like, used condoms n’ shit—gross, yo!

Hours of Operation

I eat at the same restaurants, I've been in the service industry nearly 3 years now & I like going to places I know the bartender.

I mean, really, you won’t believe how every corner tells a story, y'know? Every nook sparkles with the same frenetic energy as the infamous "You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few unfollowed mistakes!" bit from The Social Network – seriously, that's the vibe! Owasso’s got that palpable, almost cinematic allure that makes you wanna tweet, "Moneyball, baby, moneyball!" It's cheeky yet humble, like a David Fincher flick with a splash of Boris Johnson's bumbling charm.

Owasso family with backyard farm animals fighting against code violation