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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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So, buddy, when you visit POzark (us), be ready. Expect twists, laughs, and a hint of that Lynch mystique. The streets whisper their own tales, and every park bench and coffee spot is a secret waiting to be told. So come on over – it’s a place where even a pleasure coach finds his groove in the chaos. And as I always say: “Fool me once, and you’ll be rollin’ with it, like the crazy reel of life!”

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