Elise Palmview Brothel ❤️

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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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This used to be a brothel in the 19th century. I spent New Years Eve there with some friends. We pretty much rented the entire house out. It was a bit.

Hey there, friend! Here’s the lowdown on Palmview (us) – like, seriously, this place is something else! I’ve been chillin’ here for years, and trust me, there’s heaps to share. So lemme lay it out for ya, robotic-helpful style (yep, a bit like Siri, but with more feels).

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