Emily Paradise Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So I’m stumblin round the dodgy end of town, yeah, lookin for some action. Find a prostitute ain’t easy as it sounds – all these shady corners, right, and I’m like, “Where’s the quality control?!” Saw this one bird, legs up to her neck, and I’m thinkin, “She’s got the goods!” – but nah, mate, she’s chargin more than my tax return! Made me angry, that did – bleedin rip-off! “Sharon!” I yell, cos she’d sort this nonsense out.

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I also gotta mention the local library on Crescent Road. It’s small, kinda overlooked, but man, the stories inside are breathin’ life. Sometimes I sneak in there when I need a quiet moment, read a little for the soul, and remember – "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."

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