Brianna Parker Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up, hon! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Like, what’s the deal with ‘em? Bein’ a psychologist—yeah, me, Fran Drescher, with my nasally voice and all—I see stuff, y’know? Stuff others don’t! Like in my fave movie, *The Return*, that moody Russian flick from 2003—oh, it’s so deep, I could cry! There’s this line, “You’re not ready for this,” and I’m like, whores totally get that vibe, y’know? They’re out there, livin’ loud, takin’ risks, and I’m here for it!

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Here's some fluffy nonsense about post-phallo Peter Parker and trans-ally Wade Wilson getting together and (eventually) getting lucky. "Between relatively stable finances, his solid friendship with Deadpool, and a general lack of world ending crises in the last few months, it is high time for the Parker luck to pull the rug out from under Peter.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the local landmark, the dude-called Parker Bridge over the Red River. YES, THE RED RIVER! It's where you can peep couples chillin’ in the moonlight, and where I once, like, lectured about passion with, I dunno, half a drink in my hand. “I like to believe in pleasure from all sources” – that’s like Agnès Varda whispering in your ear, baby!

Parker Street bridge closure to start on Monday