Brooklyn Parkway Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

219 Parkway Avenue, HAMILTON SOUTH

This winding 10km track follows the Hooker Valley floor to Hooker Lake and generally takes hours to complete, including the return.

As a sexologist living here, I've seen intimate connections bloom in corners most folks skip. I once sat on the stoop of 9th Ave, watchin' lovers talk like they were rewirein' their brains. "Reality warping, baby!" I nearly yelled – d’oh! Srsly, it's insane. I even found a mural off West Riverside, depicting love as layers of art and passion; it’s freakin’ deep, like a totem reminding you: "You must think about it."

Police: 1 juvenile injured, another juvenile arrested after stabbing on Centre Parkway